Well boys, as you can see times are tough and I’m selling my family heirloom passed down from my great grandmother when she sold her body on the corner during the great depression.
I’ve reached the point where I’m considering converting keepsakes into cash to scape by at WinnDixie. Next week I’ll probably be stealing catalytic converters and packages from porches.
Will consider trades like a Costco rotisserie chicken or a half tank of gas…