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BARRETT MK22 (ADULT VERSION) FOR REAL MEN ONLY! Listing ID: 1400069
Description
I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Long Range 100 yards Pinklin' Rifle” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American liberator of the free world:
Barrett MRAD MK22 - MOD 0 Advanced Sniper Rifle System
See, You are not dealing with a run-of-the-mill boring rifle your local dealer wants to sell you at next weekend's gun show. This is the REAL DEAL, SON! So if you are looking for a basic cheap powder burning, solar-powered factory rifle made in some liberal state, or even a budget-friendly price so you don't hurt the feelings of your colored purse, keep on looking my friend because this thing is a piece of RED, WHITE and BLUE Americana, engineered in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. The moment you see it, you will understand.
It's $17,500 AMERICAN DOLLARS. So no whiny bitches inquiries!
If you think you’re ready to take this precious metal to your man cave, you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, 'cause sh*t will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….
Side effects of buying this Top Tier All-American Tack Driver:
1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bear.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from The Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.
46. VIP tickets to Trump Inauguration
47. TRUMP IS BACK, BABY!
Sounds good, doesn’t it? Now get off this screen and CALL ME before it's GONE!
Check out my other items:
floridaguntrader.com/other/145120/seller.html
floridaguntrader.com/other/156704/seller.html
floridaguntrader.com/other/149475/seller.html
Call/Text at (754) 307-728Five.
Pick up only. Cash. *Must be over 21 years old and have a Valid FL ID.
Barrett MRAD MK22 - MOD 0 Advanced Sniper Rifle System
See, You are not dealing with a run-of-the-mill boring rifle your local dealer wants to sell you at next weekend's gun show. This is the REAL DEAL, SON! So if you are looking for a basic cheap powder burning, solar-powered factory rifle made in some liberal state, or even a budget-friendly price so you don't hurt the feelings of your colored purse, keep on looking my friend because this thing is a piece of RED, WHITE and BLUE Americana, engineered in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. The moment you see it, you will understand.
It's $17,500 AMERICAN DOLLARS. So no whiny bitches inquiries!
If you think you’re ready to take this precious metal to your man cave, you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, 'cause sh*t will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….
Side effects of buying this Top Tier All-American Tack Driver:
1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bear.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from The Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.
46. VIP tickets to Trump Inauguration
47. TRUMP IS BACK, BABY!
Sounds good, doesn’t it? Now get off this screen and CALL ME before it's GONE!
Check out my other items:
floridaguntrader.com/other/145120/seller.html
floridaguntrader.com/other/156704/seller.html
floridaguntrader.com/other/149475/seller.html
Call/Text at (754) 307-728Five.
Pick up only. Cash. *Must be over 21 years old and have a Valid FL ID.
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